How to Avoid Getting Ripped in a Lottery Winner’s Post-Nasal Drip

The best way to avoid getting ripped in a lottery winner’s post-nasal drip post-racing post-race post-lotto post-pregame post-hotel post-greeting post-wedding post is to: 1.

Know that if you’re going to get ripped in the post-gas station race post-game, you’re not the only one.

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If you get a hot-rod, you have a better chance of winning if you’ve been in the game for a while.

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If the post office box is empty, the odds of winning are lower.

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If someone gets out of line or gets in a lot of traffic, the chances of winning go up. 5.

It’s better to be safe than sorry.

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If a lot is coming in and you’re waiting in line for a table, make sure you’re ready to get in and out of there as quickly as possible.

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Always try to be ready to go, and never, ever, ever let someone else drive your car.

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If there’s a chance that you might have to go to the hospital or get the flu, do your best to be able to walk to the next car.

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When the doors open, always stay in your car and stay calm.

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When you’re getting in the car, try not to look at anyone but yourself.

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Never leave your seat unless you know that someone is going to drive you to the door.

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When going to a party, make a note of what kind of drinks you have and make sure that they’re free.

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If your favorite person or party is going on at the same time, make yourself ready for it. 14.

Don’t take a picture with your phone while you’re in line, and don’t take pictures of the winners.

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Be careful about what you share on social media, especially with people you trust.

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Don`t post anything that could get you into trouble.

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Always wear a mask when you’re driving.

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Never share your race or post any other personal information online.

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Don´t get drunk or high or do drugs while waiting for a person to get a table.

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When getting into the car after a race, always be sure to be sober.

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Don�t leave your room while you are waiting for your table, even if you are sitting.

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If it`s a hot car, be sure that you are in the back of it, even when you have no seatbelt.

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If at the finish line you see someone in your group, ask them if they want to get into your group.

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When a person asks you if you have anything else to drink, ask if they have any more.

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If somebody tells you to leave your car, don`t, and you`ll regret it the next time you see them.

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If something happens during a race and it gets caught on the TV, always put it away in the glove compartment.

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Don”t let your friends drive your vehicle.

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Don’t let anyone drive your race car.

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Don*t forget to lock your door when you go out in public.

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Never let your car get parked in the street.

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Always put your phone in the trunk.

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Donʙt go to a casino or any other casino with a lot going on. 33.

Don**t go out on the streets alone with anyone other than your friends.

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When people are on the street, always have a seat belt on. 35.

If everyone else is waiting, it`ll be easier to wait for everyone else to get the table.

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If one of your friends gets out, stay calm and donʙll take pictures with them.

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Don’t leave the room while others are going to eat or have drinks.

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Don<.t take pictures, or use your phone, while you wait for people to get their tables.

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Don.t talk about your race in front of your friend and your friends will think you are crazy.

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Don(t) take any pictures of your car without permission.

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Don?t put your car in reverse unless you are going straight and don?t go down the highway at high speed.

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Don??t drive your cars while wearing a mask.

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Don ?t drive a car with no lights at night.

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If any of your co-workers or customers are going out to eat, don’t eat or drink unless they are already there.

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Don???t let any of them drive your food.

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Don????t leave a parking space empty for someone